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What are you doing here? – man asks wife at brothel
WARSAW (Reuters) – A Polish man got the shock of his life when he visited a brothel and spotted his wife among the establishment’s employees. Polish tabloid Super Express said the woman had been making some extra money on the side while telling her husband she worked at a store in a nearby town.
“I was dumfounded. I thought I was dreaming,” the husband told the newspaper Wednesday.
The couple, married for 14 years, are now divorcing, the newspaper reported.
(Writing by Chris Borowski, Editing by Matthew Jones)
And of course it begs the question – WTF was he doing there? Maybe she got so tired bumpin’ nasties at work she wouldn’t bump nasties with him?
No, really. It’s not a moron joke. I don’t want the PC police to write my ol’ ass up for telling jokes like I used to hear all the time when I was a mere lad. Anyway, this dude really is a Moron. Bryan Scott Moron to be exact. Seems he had been over served and – well you know. If you’re interested click here to read about him.
You just can’t make this shit up. Wonder what Heinlen, Asimov and Clarke would have to say about this?
Programmed for love
Author sees hard-wired sex in the future – and apparently it’s all good – especially if you like robots
By FRITZ LANHAMCopyright 2008 Houston ChronicleIf you’re younger than 35, you’ll probably live long enough to put David Levy’s prediction to the test. Levy says that by 2050 we’ll be creating robots so lifelike, so imbued with human-seeming intelligence and emotions, as to be nearly indistinguishable from real people. And we’ll have sex with these robots. Some of us will even marry them. And it will all be good.
And just who might these lovers of automation be you might ask. Well, who do you think?
Sad cases, for one, people so physically unattractive or anti-social or isolated or emotionally crippled that they have trouble finding human romance. People who love their computers more than their fellows. Hey, they’re out there already.
“They’re lonely; they’re miserable,” Levy said. “I think society will be a much better place when they have an alternative that satisfies them without doing any harm to other people.”
Add in those who have a satisfying sexual relationship but are simply curious and somewhere between 20 percent and 50 percent of the population will experience man-machine mating at least occasionally, Levy predicts.
There’s more, much more in today’s Houston Chronicle, if you’re interested. And who says MSM can’t keep up with the innarw3bz for interesting?
Saw this on the noon news yesterday. Seems a lady in Tuscon, AZ gave her daughter a set of vases for Christmas she had purchased at JC Penney. As the young lady was removing them from the styrofoam packaging, she noticed they seemed a bit dusty. She started dusting one of them and when she turned it upside down she saw a label on the bottom. It wasn’t placed there by Penny’s or the manufacturer. Oh no. It was placed there by a funeral home in Houston and stated that the vase had contained cremains. That be human ashes you know. Just damn. When contacted the funeral home said someone must have used the vase to take the ashes somewhere for spreading or something and then returned the vase to the store. Anyway, JC did the right thing. They gave her a new set of ash free vases and a gift card.
You’d think a Harris County, Texas, America district attorney would know better than to send a personal email on a county computer box using his county email address. But not Chuckie. No sir. Maybe he thought he was exempt from the rules. I guess it wouldn’t have been too bad except he’s married and he sent this – “The very next time I see you, I want to kiss you behind your right ear,” – Not to his wife but to his squeeze from the 80s. Damn, Chuck. Good luck in divorce court. If you’re interested in how the emails were made public, click here.
I try to keep politics off my blog but sometimes I just can’t. Here is who I consider the ideal presidential candidate.
Seems Massachewsits could use a little help right about now. Seems they’ve already run out of snowplow money. The article below ’splains it. They weren’t expecting this much snow this early and budgeted accordingly. Damn global warming. It must have caused a bunch of mild winters, huh? Seems they have short memories. Doing a bit of sophisticated research on Google I ran across an article about a blizzard that killed about 20. In 2005. Two whole years ago.
Damn, they run out of money every year. I dunno but when I was a pipeline operations manager if I had ever gone over budget, I would not have been an operations manager the next budget cycle.
The DVD of the early years of Sesame Street is recommended for adults only. You really can’t make this shit up. I saw it on the news on the TV box this morning. Click here to read an article about it. What kind of lame brain dreams this shit up?????
Spongebob Squarepants, The Simpsons, South Park, et al are okay for my grand kids to watch but Sesame Street The Early Years ain’t? Did Mrs Myron and I cause irreparable harm to our poor unfortunate boys by allowing them to watch Cookie Monster and Oscar the Grouch? Give.Me.A.Fuckin’.Break.
That’s nineteenseventyfuckinseven. Thirty years. Think you’ll see that in the MSM? Well, I gotta give credit to Anthony Yanez, the morning weather dude on Houston’s Channel 2 for having this in his comments this morning.
Remember when popealgore of the holychurchofwe’reallgonnadiefromglobalwarming stated emphatically that we would be experiencing more hurricanes as a result of our foolishly not following his advice to reduce our carbon footprint so he can continue to travel the world in his private jet extolling his followers to all stay home or ride a bicycle? Wonder what his globalwarmingest says about the below data which does seem to my uneducated eye to depict a bit of a cycle.
From Florida State University’s Center for Ocean-Atmospheric Prediction Studies. (You know, real climate scientists and educators who actually study the weather) Image is too big for this theme so click it to see the full image.
Joey Bishop – last survivor of Frank Sinatra’s “Rat Pack” dies
American veteran comedian Joey Bishop, who was the last surviving member of Frank Sinatra’s “Rat Pack”, has died aged 89, according to reports.
Joey Bishop, who had been born in the Bronx, died at his home in California late on Wednesday, his friend and publicist, Warren Cowan, has revealed. Warren Cowan added that Joey Bishop died from multiple causes.
The Rat Pack came to fame in the early 1960s, after performing at the Sands Hotel in Las Vegas, and besides Joey Bishop and Frank Sinatra, the group also included Sammy Davis Jr, Dean Martin and Peter Lawford.
Joey Bishop began his career as an entertainer as a stand-up comic and then went on to starring in films and on television.
Joey Bishop was in the Rat Pack films Ocean’s Eleven in 1960 and Sergeants 3 in 1962.
Joey Bishop’s wife Sylvia Ruzga, by whom he had one son, had already also died back in 1999.
And I find it rather poetic that one of the Rat Pack’s favorite hangouts, The Sands in Atlantic City, died the same day as the last surviving member of the Rat Pack.
"You sleep safe in your beds, because rough men stand ready in the night to visit violence on those who would do you harm."
George Orwell
